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- 7 Things to know about the Last Adventurer, 1-3
- Episode LXXXXIV-Failures to communicate usually lead to fisticuffs.
- Episode LXXXXIII-Hearing voices is bad. Hearing your inner voice is good.
- Episode LXXXXII-Failure to concentrate leads to concerns.
- Episode LXXXXI-Trauma opens the door to all sorts of exciting opportunities!
- Episode LXXXX-Blunt bumpers bring bludgeoning bruises.
- Episode LXXXIX – Run the Round Routine
- Episode LXXXVIII-Self-Realization doesn’t always equal change.
- Episode LXXXVII-An empty row of seats and pressured silence leads to introspection.
- Episode LXXXVI-Dinosaur descendents cause sudden shock.
- Episode LXXXV-Practical knowledge is easy to apply mechanically.
- Episode LXXXIV-Inconsistency has its own color flag.
- Episode LXXXIII-Every action has an opposite.
- Episode LXXXII – Never listen to any dialogue when making an escape.
- Episode LXXXI – Don’t let truth motivate your performance.
- Episode LXXX – If you can’t stand the heat, stay away from the party.
- Episode LXXIX – Home is a delusion.
- Episode LXXVIII-This taxi service considers tips bribes.
- Episode LXXVII – The arrest sheet states “Slight Environmental Crimes and or Littering”
- Episode LXXVI-Glass on the soles of our boots.
- Episode LXXV – Raise the Jolly Roger.
- Episode LXXIV- Words dropped from a multi-story building always fail to injure.
- Episode LXXIII-It’s only a mystery if people care.
- Episode LXXII-Life with a black dog.
- Episode LXXI-Reality is a cold, half submerged iceberg.
- Episode LXX – In times of trouble, it’s good to rely on true grit.
- Episode LXIX – Sensory deprivation is a road trip away.
- Episode LXVIII – Being an anti-hero is a difficult job.
- Episode LXVII – Judge not, lest ye be judged.
- Episode XLVI – There are always other eels in the sea.
- Episode LXV – The “ideal form” of rejection is easily found.
- Episode LXIV – Fatigue really can bug a person.
- Episode LXIII – Victory is a harsh mistress.
- Episode LXII –When in doubt, help yourself.
- Episode LXI-A van not in motion will choose to stay not in motion.
- Episode LX-Not quite there just yet.
- Episode LIX – Have nothing, will travel.
- Episode LVIII – No sleep equals no spirit.
- Episode LVII- Absolute equality is difficult for numbers to accept.
- Episode LVI –Waiting is a weighty experience.
- Episode LV – A warning a day is easily ignored.
- Episode LIV – Reverse psychology is a good sales pitch.
- Episode LIII – There’s no free lunch.
- Episode LII – The password will be “study”.
- Episode LI –Quintet Concerto in the Key of Grocery.
- Episode L – The hypotenuse of a felony is based upon leg gossip.
- Episode XLIX – Every conspiracy needs a solid supply of cereal.
- Episode XLVIII – Binding contracts aren’t for minors.
- Episode XLVII - Sciurus carolinensis
- Episode XLVI – Turkey paranoia on rye.
- Episode XLV – Breaking and entering is a good bonding experience.
- Episode XLIV – Insensitive fits me like a shirt.
- Episode XLIII-The ring of embarrassment.
- Episode XLII - Swamp thing lives.
- Episode XLI – It is a set law that force laziness outweighs force productivity.
- Episode XL – Just Freeze.
- Episode XXXIX –The brain recognizes cabin fever easily.
- Episode XXXVIII-In terms of trickiness, I get an extra D12 roll for guile.
- Episode XXXVII – Gentlemen, pick your mark…
- Episode XXXVI – The rules of the game are simple – stay alive.
- Episode XXXV – Every team has its role players.
- Episode XXXIV-No time for that complimentary phone call.
- Episode XXXIII – This fantastic limited time offer is available now for…
- Episode XXXII – It’s hard to find a cop when you need one.
- Episode XXXI – This wondrous invention does everything! It slices! It dices!
- Episode XXX – Negotiations break down over who will lead the group hug.
- Episode XXIX – A common side effect of random insults is spectator slowing.
- Episode XXVIII - Wide open doors makes crashing a party something something.
- Episode XXVII - Tomorrow is transitory.
- Episode XXVI – An egg in hand is easily dropped.
- Episode XXV - The cartography of the conversation enters uncharted waters.
- Episode XIV –Assault with a butter knife does not rate the Bat-Signal.
- Episode XXIII - A jellyfish has more spine than thou.
- Episode XXII – Just because you don’t know me, don’t call me Ishmael.
- Episode XXI – Go to your painful place and unleash your inner barbarian.
- Episode XX - Davy Jones sends his regards.
- Episode XIX – Built to Last
- Episode XVIII – If a tree should fall…
- Episode XVII – Mr. Tree, meet Mr. Saw - Mr. Chain Saw.
- Episode XVI - Where art thou, Romeo?
- Episode XV – Miss Manners would be most displeased.
- Episode XIV - E is for Evasion
- Episode XIIIA - Standstill
- Episode XIII – Potentially Disastrous at any Speed
- Episode XII - Don't Look Back
- Episode XI - Bribery 101
- Episode X – The Devil went down to Tijuana
- Episode IX – A nice, refreshing interlude.
- Episode VIII - Absorbent like a Radiator
- Episode VII - Tuck!!!
- Episode VI - On Belay for Pizza!
- Episode V - What's a Miranda?
- Episode IV - The Unsuccessful Escape
- Episode III - The Dumbest Plan Ever
- Episode II – The Ill-Fated Beginning
- Episode I – Retrospectus